A few thoughts...

Lauren Conrad always sounds congested....

I wrote a song today about mating with a skeleton. It needs more work but here is the start.

I mated with a skeleton
I am mating with a skeleton
bony smiley spindly little skeleton
its like making love to a ethiopian

I need to start deworming myself and my pets.

Oh this shit is right on 5 ways in which the hills is just like an Antonioni film.

http://blog.spout.com/2008/03/25/5-ways-in-which-the-hills-is-just-like-an-antonioni-film/