Perez I'm lookin' out 4 U

Hello fans of Fitzlingon Tooley. I have sent numerous emails 2 Perez Hilton. I love him, but he never returns my emails.
For instance, I sent him a "separated at birth" ideas. Like Lauren Conrad and Christine Taylor (Ben Stillers wife) or Heidi Montag and the actress who was in Crocodile Dundee 1&2. But I have yet 2 reap the rewards of my hard work. Does he not care? Is he 2 busy "celebrity rapping" to hear my call?
IDK friends, but please, please help me out!